I love getting overly attached to characters who are just so lame. Like, Jonathan Jarchivist Sims does have attributes that are theoretically very cool (he became god, he could kill people with his mind and all that) but the scenes that have me grinning and twirling my hair are always, like. Jon sitting at his desk and bitterly muttering about how his coworkers stole his pens.
I would die for this man.
[Image ID: a screenshot from the Magnus Archives official transcripts, reading,
“Archivist:
(under his breath) Where did the – (sighs)
[Some shuffling as he looks through papers/whatever’s on his desk.]
(salt) Coma, great! Let’s rearrange his office. Sleeping people don’t need – pens.” End ID.]