He always wanted his friends to call him Gerry!!!!!

[ID: a version of the “girls when…” stick figure gore meme. The center of the image shows text reading “girls when” followed by a screenshot of a transcript of the Magnus Archives reading:

Gerard: Gerry

Archivist: What?

Gerry: Gerard was what my mum called me. [Embarrassed chuckle] I always wanted my friends to call me Gerry.“

Surrounding the text are grainy images of stick figures in various states of distress, most of them either covered in blood or crying. End ID.]