Do you ever just lie awake at night and wonder if Gertrude was the one person Agnes could touch without burning and she never knew because they never tried
people say the Magnus Archives isn’t funny but then what do you call the bit in “First Hunt” when an old man tells a harrowing story of his friend being murdered by a werewolf that proceeded to hunt the old man for sport for hours only for Jon to say “that’s nice but it happened in America so that’s really not my problem, is it?”
and what do you call the end of “Blood Bag” when, after hearing about a man dying on the spot after being set up by a swarm of innumerable paranormal mosquitoes, Jonathan’s entire response is “personally I hate mosquitoes and cannot believe this idiot was trying to deal with them nonlethally. 0 sympathy from me sir.”
the hello jon meme has me jumping several lines ahead of any given text post that has even the potential of being tma related, frantically scanning to find out if it’s safe or not before scrolling back up to read it properly and I’ve come to the conclusion that you’re all spiral avatars and none of you are valid
In this essey I will explain why the Chris Flemings song Frenchin the bat by Beef Hutchins is an song about the Corruption. See MAG episode 102 Nesting Instinct for direct connection. Beef Hutchins is a man who’s life is taken over by a creature identified as a bat. This obsession with the bat consumes his life-
A friend of mine is marathoning through the series and starting on Season 3 when she goes “Man, I feel so dumb for not noticing that all the assistants have horror author surnames.”
me: suprisedpikachu.jpg her: … did you not know? me: I WAS TOO BUSY MOCKING THE FACT THAT JONNY NAMED HIS PROTAG AFTER HIMSELF TO NOTICE I’M FUKINDJSKFF
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