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Peter “I Can Only Socialize Through Bets” Lukas does not have a flirty romance with Elias Bouchard. He walks right up to the Magnus Institute’s fundraising gala, takes one look at Elias Bouchard, and makes a hefty donation before downing his drink and taking Elias to bed.

Peter Lukas is under the impression institute fundraising is just prostitution with extra steps.

This goes on for years. When this misunderstand comes to light it is the cause of their first divorce.

#I’m right and I should say it#why yall booing me I’m right#Peter can only have nice things if he lies to himself and tells himself its purely transactional#Elias gets institute funding and to climb a sea captain like a tree#the ultimate goal for any georgian spookybitch#his Gothic Romance senses were going wild#what’s he going to do NOT bang him?#I think not#he will divorce him for prides sake and get right back in the saddle#because THAT is what romance novels are MADE of#eat your heart out jane austen

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