FROM: ebouchard@tmi.net
TO: plukas@yahoo.com
SUBJECT: Where in the hell are you ?
BODY: Hello Peter it is Elias your husband. I made dinner tonight please come home it is not two fresh eggs sitting on dinner plates like last time . I cooked them . Left the shell on for texture . I’m bored and I can’t See you which you know bothers me . Please reply post-haste . Elias . Eye emoji . Okay siri you can stop now Siri i said stop . Stop . No more voice . End voice . Stop listening. End Message . End message . End message .