types of tma fans i’ve encountered:
- michael distortion fuckers
- anyone who has a jon sims url is 100% projecting onto that man as if their lives depended on it. jon sims stans are like *pats him* this bad boy can fit so many of My Personality Traits, Problems, And Issues In Him
- “keep thotting it up in heaven king i miss you everyday” tim stoker fans. they’re all bisexual. hes really enjoying his vacation, right?
- helen richardson be my wife challenge
- either ridiculously horny or extremely asexual
- i think everyone wants to beat the shit out of elias bouchard but some of them want to do it in a Kinky way
- butch lesbian gerry keay stans (god tier)
- fans who are literally ONLY here for the admiral (good for you)
- melanie king bisexuals who think womanly rage and knife violence is, kinda sexy
- jonmartin fan artists are like *wraps you in a blanket* *makes you a cup of tea* *feeds and nourishes you* everything is fine. take a look at this romantic subplot
- *jonny and alex stating clearly that this is a tragedy* “i am looking away” “i do not see it”
- ARCHIVIST SASHA OR BUST BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- people with such a visceral hatred towards jurgen leitner . when they heard the scene where he tells jon about the angry goth that tried to fucking beat him to death they all went “GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! doing the lords work. good for him.” like i mean i get it he’s a little bitch but like…. you’re saying you DONT want a haunted library full of cursed books? I’m just saying…..
- people who are very emotionally attached to daisy/basira (valid but i fear for you)
- got way too attached to a really minor character, on their way to dying of malnutrition
fans i haven’t encountered:
- straight people (thank god)
- hardcore gertrude robinson stans??? where are u???? that woman was such a boss bitch????? she’s such a cool character come ON
- people with neutral opinions on elias
- clownfuckers. im shocked in all honesty. where are they hiding
feel free to add on