“if you zoom out from the magnus archives it becomes a comedy” well yeah that’s how you get welcome to night vale
*cecil palmer voice* get this, listeners! a bunch of worms began infesting the station today. station management hasn’t even tried to do anything about it. ugh. it’s inconvenient to say the least. also, a woman is staring at me from outside the recording booth. she appears to be full of worms? huh. oh. that doesn’t look good. i’ll update you on the situation as it develops.
*jon sims voice* statement of anonymous, regarding a mysterious glowing cloud which dropped animals onto the streets for an unknown period of time, and possibly overtook their consciousness. it appears to be a manifestation of the flesh, or possibly the vast. statement recorded by jonathan sims, the archivist. statement b-