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I LOVE THE IDEA OF USING TMA AVATAR POWERS FOR THE DUMBEST POSSIBLE THINGS

[USES CORRUPTION POWERS TO OVERCLOCK YOUR GUT BACTERIA AND JUST GIVE YOU A REALLY BAD CASE OF IBS]

[USES STRANGER POWERS TO MAKE YOUR VOCALOID FIGURINE CALL YOU SLURS]

[USES WEB POWERS TO MAKE YOU LITERALLY PHYSICALLY ADDICTED TO QUOTING BORAT]

[BECOMES AN AVATAR OF DESOLATION AND ONLY EVER USES MY POWERS TO MAKE SMALL CHILDRENS ICE CREAM CONES MELT ONTO THEIR SHOES]

[USES WATCHER POWERS TO PUT A TWITCH CHAT IN MY FRIENDS BRAINS]