A friend of mine is marathoning through the series and starting on Season 3 when she goes “Man, I feel so dumb for not noticing that all the assistants have horror author surnames.”
me: suprisedpikachu.jpg her: … did you not know? me: I WAS TOO BUSY MOCKING THE FACT THAT JONNY NAMED HIS PROTAG AFTER HIMSELF TO NOTICE I’M FUKINDJSKFF
