Been binge listening to Dungeons and Daddies, and I just got the stupidest idea, what if Henry and Normal are the hottest of their respective groups?
Henry’s half (or ¾?) elf and aren’t elves supposed to be like ethereally beautiful? They had a throw away line at one point where Henry got wet and actually had platinum blonde hair but you couldn’t tell because he never bathes.
Normal would only be 1/8 (or 3/16) elf, so I imagine he’d look pretty human, but maybe the elf blood helps him not be as disgusting as his hygiene would suggest.
I keep seeing posts about Henry calling Normal a beautiful boy, which I think would be great, but what I want is for Normal to do something stupid and/or reckless, to save Dood or something, something so incredibly Normal, maybe getting injured in the process. He thinks he’s disappointed his dad, but Sparrow just grabs him, and hugs him, and whispers apologies for not being proud of him, and how he’s never done anything wrong, and he’s his sweet beautiful boy, and he’s so so proud of him for everything he’s accomplished.
Thinking way too much about how Anthony’s fact was that Scam scammed Jodie into falling in love with him, and then, that very episode, had Hermie tell Normal he liked him.
EDIT: Carlos the Scientist is from Welcome to Night Vale.
AHEM.
Dear Welcome To Night Vale Fans, please listen closely, for I have come to you today with an offer:
If Glenn Close winsORGlenn Close reaches 8000 votes (regardless of whether or not he wins) then I will compile and release a compilation of all of Carlos’ speaking lines (in which he himself is speaking- not Cecil recounting him speaking or the like, up until episode 230, not including bonus/exclusive content).
Listeners, I love both of these podcasts very dearly, and we all know full well that Carlos is the sexy scientist, married to none other than Tumblr’s own ultimate sexyman. BUT I WANT GLENN TO HAVE A W IN HIS LIFE SO BADLY AND HE’S SO SEXY FR AND THE DNDADS FANDOM HAS WORKED *SO* HARD TO GET HIM HERE so. Eheh, well, please consider this offer before making your vote! Think of what you Carlos enjoyers have to gain by helping Glenn!
ATTENTION FANS OF THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES I COME TO YOU WITH AN OFFER
*breathes*
IF MY STINKY SEXY MAN GLENN CLOSE (from the podcast dungeons and daddies!) WINS THE FINAL ROUND OF THIS TOURNAMENT (@sexiestpodcastcharacter) I WILL RELEASE A COMPILATION OF EVERY TIME JON SAYS “MARTIN” which well. Hopefully sounds at least somewhat appealing hehe I think it’s cute anyways lol it basically traces the trajectory of all five seasons of their relationship!
As a sneak peek of what you have to gain, here’s MAG 161-180 compiled (spoilers for S5 of tma ofc):
“MARTIN” (MAG 161-180)
Aaaaand well if he doesn’t win but gets to 48% I’ll at least release all of the season 5 stuff. Thank you!!!
EDIT: LINK HAS BEEN CHANGED FOR AN UPDATED AND BETTER VERSION OF THIS DEAL!!!
