February 2024

yellowjavkets:

what was the first media that you can consciously remember scaring the piss out of you and giving you nightmares (examples listed are specific to me I was a cowardly ass child)

horror movie you should not have been watching aged fucking eleven (the shining)

horror show your uncle let you watch (buffy, x files)

legitimate children’s horror (goosebumps, etc)

adult horror comedy (Beetlejuice, little shop of horrors, etc)

kid show parody horror episode (hash slinging slasher)

“scary” scene from an adventure movie (Jumanji, princess bride, Indiana jones)

I could see why a kid would be scared of that (monsters from sesame Street)

weird commercial that made you scared

not remotely scary comedy (look who’s talking, osmosis Jones, etc)

your best friend’s older brother’s vague description of a horror movie he watche

other/show results

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I’m almost done listening to Wooden Overcoats, s4 ep2, and I’m crying about the Funns’ childhood.

In S3 ep3, they got called weird and were kicked out of the scouts.

In s3 ep4 the worst five-word sentence they could think of was “Mum. And. Dad. Are. Back.” Like, what? The worst thing you can imagine is your parents being around? I mean same, but dang, your parents sucked.

And there are other hints that their parents weren’t great, but season 4 episode 2 really just shows how awful their entire childhood was. They were outcasts in the village and everyone hated them, to various degrees, their parents, their peers, their teachers.

At the beginning of the Rudyard’s story Mr. Funn took Rudyard’s lunch money.

In their previous school the other kids called them weird and threw them into ponds. (The previous episode said that Rudyard can’t swim.)

They have a game they play called “happy families”

They got forced to be more active than they physically should have.

They had angry dogs chase them around the school.

Rudyard was told to ignore his imagination to avoid disappointment.

Antigone gets bullied by her peers.

I guess Rudyard was wearing a skirt, but at least that’s not what Mr. Askey had an issue with. No, his issue was Rudyard existing, so he had all the other kids to kick soccer balls at him as hard as they can.

Rudyard gets bullied by his peers, until a teacher comes, and then he’s bullied by his peers and his teacher.

Then Rudyard gets chased around the school by both his teachers.

At least, Ms. Khatri wasn’t really that bad, she encouraged Antigone, and even though she threw away the gerbil, she didn’t show outright disgust in front of Antigone.

officerdeiffel:

hyperspecific poll (podcast edition!)

my first podcast was hello from the magic tavern

my most listened to w359 episode is happy holidays

i have listened to podcasts in a language other than english

my favorite wooden overcoats character is rudyard

i have listened to all dndads mini-campaigns (atmod, sas, atj, dttwn)

i’ve listened to audiodramas so niche i’ve been noticed by the creators/actors

i’ve listened to popular audiodramas and *still* been noticed by creators/actors

i listened to tma before s5 came out

2 or more of these

none

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elodieunderglass:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that’s really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that “I’m me! No! No!” as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

To be fair that’s what all posts on tumblr are

ndrogyny:

hyperspecific poll but it’s all stuff i’ve done

ate magnets as a kid

played the french horn for any amount of time

had gender and/or sexuality realizations because of a fictional villain

sprained both ankles at once

never broke a bone

touched at least 2 dead human bodies

can sing a song in a language you’re otherwise not fluent in

been to at least one anime/game/comic convention(local or otherwise)

favorite pokémon is from generation 5 (unova, black/white/black 2/white 2)

actually won a toy at one of those rigged carnival games

more than one (tell me in the tags)

none of these (probably for the best lol)

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The other day, at work while I was on my lunch break or something, I was scrolling Tumblr, and I see this post:

It’s just a post about this guy asking the cat not to jump onto a balcony, then, right under that post, this post was on my dash:

So I took a screenshot because I wanted to show my sister, ‘cause I thought it was funny they were next to each other. Anyway, I kinda forgot about it when I finished my break and went back to work.

Where I work, I often take pictures of things so I can just take my phone to check/ask for approval; I’m used to just scrolling through my pictures to show my boss.

So I was showing my boss a picture and I had another picture of the same thing that I had taken earlier that day, so I scrolled back through my pictures, forgetting I took those screenshots between the pictures, and it of course had to show the second photo first.

So now I’m hoping I turned my phone around fast enough that my boss didn’t read the words “Sluttiest thing a man can do is love and cherish his cat”

It’s Valentine’s Day, and while I have complicated feelings about “love” (romantic or otherwise), give your friends some chocolate.

I know the Entities are probably a bit different now, I’ve seen the desire theory, but what Entity is needles supposed to be?

What Fear Entity is Needles?

The Web

The Slaughter

The Buried

The Stranger

The Spiral

The Hunt

The End

The Desolation

The Flesh

The Corruption

The Lonely

The Eye

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I’m just gonna go ahead and say he’s not Dark or Vast, I don’t really think he’s Eye, Lonely, or Web, but I put them anyway. I suppose he could be Extinction, but I don’t really see it.

My best guess is slaughter; he’s reminiscent of Michael, but not really all that spiral himself.

scribefindegil:

The “Save me X” meme is such an integrated part of my brain now that I just go around chanting it in my head constantly. Save me nice clean sheets. Save me YouTube drawing tutorial. Save me Aldi’s frozen Bavarian pretzel. And you know what? They do.

ggracee:

Cause it’s all done now I’m looking back at old stuff I did, and I can’t tell if this aged will or not BUT JAKSLFD past me didddd end up making present me vERY SAD

221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

fwoofz:

fwoofz:

make a cat (i will try to draw it)

ears

eyes

head

torso

leg 1

leg 2

leg 3

leg 4

tail

whiskers

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not to be that person actually but. please reblog so we can have legs

bonniebugsy:

This poll is for people who have NOT listened to The Magnus Archives:


Pick a superpower!

Make people feel like they’re falling

Inflict agoraphobia

Infested by worms that love you

Spread diseases

Control other people’s flesh and bones like clay

Spiders.

Force others to tell you their secrets

Send them to the Fog Dimension

Make it really dark

Pyrokinesis that also hurts you

Send them to the Backrooms

Evil Clown

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chaotic-carnifex:

anistarrose:

you’re headcanoning villains as aromantic because you’ve equated love with morality. I’m headcanoning villains as aromantic to make them more nuanced and sympathetic, expanding upon the original text of them being tragic characters who were failed by society from a relatively young age. we are not the same

I’m headcanoning villains as aromantic bc they’re cool 😎

evilwizard:

catgirlhell:

its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

we’d been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

everyone go enable this immediately. it can be a bit hard to find because “visibility is under blog settings instead of general settings or privacy. you have to do this individually for each separate side-blog

if you can’t find it on the app then the update probably hasn’t rolled out to you, and you’ll have to go through the web browser. what a truly wild way/time to implement this

zuko-always-lies:

zuko-always-lies:

zuko-always-lies:

Are You Opting Out of Tumblr Allowing Third Party AI Model’s to Train on Your Data?

Yes

No

I hadn’t heard of this before, but now I’ll opt out

Show me the results!

I’m planning on abandoning tumblr and deleting my blogs

Other (please explain in the tags)

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From instructions on how to opt out, look at the official staff post on the topic. It also gives more information on Tumblr’s new policies. If you are opting out, remember to opt out each separate blog individually.

Please reblog this post, so it will get more votes!

And again, please reblog this post!

So far: 34 votes, only 5 reblogs.

professionalchaoticdumbass:

official-megumin:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

official-megumin:

relelvance:

Reblog with your score

HOW?

you can’t seriously exclusively play minecraft?

i can and i do

watermeezer:

amateur-forklift-driver:

trubbbish:

sailermoon:

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

i reblogged this and immediately “rested my eyes.” for four hours

Reblog to send your mutuals to snorkmimimi land

I really should. Almost 2 and I need to get up at 8:30