averinthine:

hi! social media app here. we were just noticing, you’ve turned off some of the settings that would normally allow us to intrude into your life even more than we already do. obviously you didn’t mean that, right? here’s a handy button to turn all those settings on for you. oh, you don’t want to press the button right now? that’s okay, we’ll ask you again every other week for the rest of your life, just in case you finally come to the realisation that you actually want notifications about nothing sent everywhere all the time.