The main character kills himself on screen

A character beats the shit out of an ordinary house cat

Goofy dies

A man clones a guy just ‘cause he’s there

For one game people can “smell” darkness and it is never mentioned again

A major game mechanic once was befriending dead kids who are now cute animals

It is implied the main characters parents died during the first game

The conflict is once temporarily solved by throwing a character through a door

A character can wield pizza as a weapon

These are all real actually! You can’t fool me!