Damn imagine that episode from john’s perspective. just vibing waiting for Arthur to wake up so they can go find his mason dad-in-law, and then all of a sudden Arthur gets up? and starts walking? and so john asks him what the fuck he’s doing, as is his right as the seeing-eye brain passenger, but arthur doesn’t respond? and then he walks to the ladder??? and john’s like oh okay maybe we’re gonna get a midnight snack I do enjoy a midnight bowl of cereal and then Arthur just fuckin. Falls. Straight down. Doesn’t even touch the ladder. Just smack on the floor below. And listen. Arthur is clumsy as shit, but you’d think he’d be better than this, surely. But before John even PROCESSES that, arthur walks to the door they were EXPLICITLY told to leave closed, and he just. Opens it. Waltzes on in. And what the fuck there’s a woman just tied up in here??? And now Arthur is walking up to her???? And ope okay now Arthur’s untying this woman. Cool. Super cool night they’re having. And then FINALLY arthur fucking TALKS to him and john waits for arthur to perhaps explain himself but he immediately makes it clear that he has no clue what the fuck is going on. And now john has to explain that yes, arthur. You threw yourself down a ladder and proceeded to untite the eldritch monstrosity living in this nice old lady’s house. Excellent work. Now we have to deal with this I guess. God forbid we get a single night’s sleep.