Been binge listening to Dungeons and Daddies, and I just got the stupidest idea, what if Henry and Normal are the hottest of their respective groups?
Henry’s half (or ¾?) elf and aren’t elves supposed to be like ethereally beautiful? They had a throw away line at one point where Henry got wet and actually had platinum blonde hair but you couldn’t tell because he never bathes.
Normal would only be 1/8 (or 3/16) elf, so I imagine he’d look pretty human, but maybe the elf blood helps him not be as disgusting as his hygiene would suggest.