The other day, at work while I was on my lunch break or something, I was scrolling Tumblr, and I see this post:

It’s just a post about this guy asking the cat not to jump onto a balcony, then, right under that post, this post was on my dash:

So I took a screenshot because I wanted to show my sister, ‘cause I thought it was funny they were next to each other. Anyway, I kinda forgot about it when I finished my break and went back to work.

Where I work, I often take pictures of things so I can just take my phone to check/ask for approval; I’m used to just scrolling through my pictures to show my boss.

So I was showing my boss a picture and I had another picture of the same thing that I had taken earlier that day, so I scrolled back through my pictures, forgetting I took those screenshots between the pictures, and it of course had to show the second photo first.

So now I’m hoping I turned my phone around fast enough that my boss didn’t read the words “Sluttiest thing a man can do is love and cherish his cat”