I like how 40 something episodes in, John will still just state the obvious.

Like, I get it; you have to for a podcast, but it amuses me whenever Arthur is literally about to die and John’s waxing poetic about the flecks of blood from Arthur’s wound.

John: ARTHUR! FUCK! ARTHUR YOU’VE BEEN IMPALED! TH-THE WOUND— ARTHUR THERE IS SWORD GOING THROUGH YOUR BODY! THE SWORD’S HANDLE HAS AN INTRICATE DESIGN, IT LACES FROM THE POMMEL TO THE HAND GUARD IN A SWIRLING FASHION! THE BLADE OF THE SWORD— FUCK, ARTHUR, THE BLADE IS MADE OF SMOOTH BLACK MATERIAL, YOUR BLOOD SLIDES OFF IT LEAVING IT COMPLETELY CLEAN, EVEN WHERE IT HAS GONE THROUGH YOU!

Arthur, literally dying: *pained groans and whimpering* …Thanks John. Never would have guessed that without you. *wheezing dying gasps*