Sorry, but why does Harlan Guthrie write so horny?

*gestures at

“It was difficult to go back to “normal” knowing she was inside me but here I am, actually sat at my desk with her pressing against my thigh skin. I keep catching myself running my fingers under my skirt just to feel her pressing up beneath my skin;”

*Gestures at

“The cursed feelers of some unseen horror dance along your inner thigh, feeling for soft flesh to latch onto.”

*Gestures at whatever Arthur and the butcher have going on

*Gestures at whatever Arthur and Kayne have going on

*Gestures at whatever Arthur and basically any man (besides his father-in-law) have going on