For people who haven’t listened to TMA, which of the following HASN’T happened to the main protagonist Jonathan Sims?
I have listened to TMA // See results
Accused of murder because his boss beat a man to death while he was out smoking
Kidnapped by an evil mannequin who moisturised him for a month
Had an Eldritch flesh man take out his rib and then offered up a second rib
Nearly had his future boyfriend taken away by evil depression fog
Kidnapped by spider-people who really wanted to eat his eyes
Eaten by evil, parasitic worms on a work day
Died because his co-worker blew up a circus but he got better
Accidentally started the apocalypse by reading a letter
Was sent into an endless sky because he wouldn’t stop asking questions
Nearly died at eight years old because of a book
Got stabbed by the personification of a house of leaves
See ResultsI had fun with the Magnus Protocol poll and thought it would be fun to do another, this time featuring the maddening life of my favourite guy Jonathan Sims.
@galaxynajma I hope it’s okay to tag you in this one as well!