ceaselesswatchersspecialboy:

For people who haven’t listened to TMA, which of the following HASN’T happened to the main protagonist Jonathan Sims?

I have listened to TMA // See results

Accused of murder because his boss beat a man to death while he was out smoking

Kidnapped by an evil mannequin who moisturised him for a month

Had an Eldritch flesh man take out his rib and then offered up a second rib

Nearly had his future boyfriend taken away by evil depression fog

Kidnapped by spider-people who really wanted to eat his eyes

Eaten by evil, parasitic worms on a work day

Died because his co-worker blew up a circus but he got better

Accidentally started the apocalypse by reading a letter

Was sent into an endless sky because he wouldn’t stop asking questions

Nearly died at eight years old because of a book

Got stabbed by the personification of a house of leaves

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I had fun with the Magnus Protocol poll and thought it would be fun to do another, this time featuring the maddening life of my favourite guy Jonathan Sims.

@galaxynajma I hope it’s okay to tag you in this one as well!