July 2022

chickpeamcb:

“Threaten then, I’ve got nothing.”
“That’s… almost true.”

MAG 106: A Matter of Perspective

[tw: emotional cruelty, abuse of power]

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elias-rights:

Oh, so people are once again cutely headcanoning that Elias calls people slurs despite the fact that he has never been judgemental of someone’s innate traits. Leaving aside how grating it is to keep reading the words “gay homophobe”, I genuinely do not think he cares about what people are; he seems fascinated by their actions. I can’t see him giving a fuck about whatever it is bigots give a fuck about; he has bigger fish to fry even if he were cishet (which he isn’t <3 hope that helps <3).

Hosta requested two things of me today and by god I delivered ‘em

whatagrump:

jon: hey, elias, do you know anything about this statement given in 1972?

jonah, apparently forgetting that the stoner he’s currently taking for a joyride was born in the 1960s: yeah, i was working as a filing clerk then

jon: cool! nothing weird about that

jonah: :)

jon: :)

existentialvertigo:

Rosie Zampano being terrified of Elias/Jonah but being desperate to please him because she want the privilege of being able to stick around so that she can know all of this horrible nonsense is very <3

i took some requests over on twitter today and here are the results! more to come, probably.

Elias Bouchard inside a box, being wiggled around with a bunch of eyeballs. He looks mildly distressed. Underneath is "bad and naughty bosses get put in the Eye Wiggler".ALT

I was a little toasted last night and had to bring a mental image to life