and in saying you loved me made things harder at best and these words changing nothing as your body remains there’s no room in this hell there’s no room in the next
My piece for the 2024 Elias Bouchard pinup calendar (with accompanying minific written by @paradisepuppet) which is now available here for the price of production/shipping! I got February, which is the month of valentines… and pipe murder 🥰
My piece for the 2024 Elias Bouchard pinup calendar (with accompanying minific written by @paradisepuppet) which is now available here for the price of production/shipping! I got February, which is the month of valentines… and pipe murder 🥰
Today marks three years since @paradisepuppet and I started writing JonElias together, so I thought I’d gather up and post the VERY FIRST JE interaction we ever wrote, three years ago today: a conversation over text during MAG107 about Jon’s… state of being while in the States.
Jon is stressed and experiencing some strange sensations, Elias is unhelpful and hiding his excitement.
eugh blugh anyway anyway. elias like talks to jon completely differently than he talks to anyone else. if jon is the room he is talking exclusively to jon regardless of how many other people are in the room. if jon is not in the room but there’s a tape recorder running he’s talking to jon. if he thinks jon might have this conversation relayed to him at a later date he’s talking to jon. mag 92 is hysterical because why did you pack this office with as many people as possible for this conversation and then audibly not break eye contact with one specific guy for twenty minutes. well this is because jon is the only person that actually exists to him in this situation. or most situations. elias knows he’s in a podcast but as far as he’s concerned he and jon are the only characters in it and everyone else is set dressing and he gets so cranky about it when the set dressing starts expressing free will. jon is aware that other people exist 95% of the time unless he is actively talking to and/or yelling at elias and then he kind of forgor. mag 102 when elias is like melanie is coming to murder me with a knife for like .25 seconds jon is like the fuck is melanie and then returns to reality and remembers he has a life outside of “weird thing with elias” and is kind of embarrassed. like uh whoops sorry got kind of intense there for a second (elias continues to be kind of intense unabated) (forever)
ALT
