November 2023

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like “WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN’S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME” and my coworker was like “Why do you talk like that”

Who the fuck is Jon Sims

milk-lover:

goosegoblin:

discopiranha:

quasi-normalcy:

The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can’t hurt you if you’re chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities’ fear

strongest people in the magnus archives:

  • guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table
  • walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner
  • the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all
  • the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren’t)