I have mad respect for the guy from Episode 2 of The Magnus Archives. The coffin says “Do Not Open?” He doesn’t open it, by George. The thing inside acts up when he puts things on top of the coffin? He stops doing that. The thing tries to manipulate him into opening the coffin while sleepwalking? He encases the key in a block of ice that his sleeping self can’t reach. He avoids the pitfalls that lead most horror protagonists to their doom, he gets that coffin out of his life, and he survives! This man is going places.