I’m not stupid enough to listen to The Magnus Archives. I know how this works. I’ve seen it happen again and again. One day friend decides to give it a listen and suddenly that friend is gone. Only TMA fan content remains. Soon I will have lost all my friends and will be surrounded only by empty shells posting fanart of eyeballs man and hole boy and texts posts about a scary grandma named Gertrude. You can’t catch me with this incredibly obvious soul trap you stupid fuckers. I’m not listening to your goddamn cursed podcast.