Why do I feel that if Gertrude adopted Monster Pig she would have a side job of hunting truffles and because of it is the wealthiest person in the Institute. (That would not please Elias however she buys everyone else food.? )
She’d also bring it when every they go to a wooden area either as muscles and or just have it hunt of truffles and or avatars if they escape her. 
This AU is so funny other possibilities include:
- Monster Pig finding bodies just as often as he finds truffles and Gertrude just shrugs like yeah, and the problem is? Pig needs to eat too
- The Section 31 officers sometimes want to borrow Monster Pig. Gertrude likes this because then they owe her favors. The police don’t like this because sometimes Monster Pig eats one of them instead
- (Season 4 Daisy, muttering to herself in a depressed, sleep deprived state: “What is a cop if not a clown?”)
- There are a lot of strange threats around the Institute–the professional, supernatural equivalent of “If you don’t behave you’ll be sent to bed without
a statementdinner”–but “I’ll feed you to Monster Pig” is definitely the most chilling - Only if you choose to believe it though. Lbr, 97% of the people working there don’t know wtf is going on, so Monster Pig is just an overfed, lovable mascot to them
- Someone down in Human Resources (a HILAROUS subset of this archive) creates an Instagram account for Monster Pig
- This causes unexpected problems for both Gertrude and The Flesh
- Literally no one is happy about this except for the woman running the account and its thousands of followers. And possibly Annabelle
- Bacon and ham are NOT ALLOWED in the archive
- Monster Pig hates Elias but he hates Peter just as much and Elias is just tickled pink about that
- He convinces Gertrude to let him use Monster Pig in the next divorce meeting
- No one knows what precisely for and they’re all too
scaredtired to ask - After everyone learns that Monster Pig devoured Elias, Daisy hunts him down and Georgie adopts him. He and The Admiral become best buds
- The End