Sorry if this one’s been done before, but I had to do a Seuss tribute to the absolute greatest TMA episode of all time.
I miss you, monsterpig.
[ID: a bright Dr Seuss cover style drawing. Across the top in bold red letters is, “From the Library of Jurgen Leitner” and the black title is broken up down the rest of the cover, “Long pig, short pig, wide pig, narrow pig” There are growing bloodstains accompanying each segment, but paired with “wide pig” is a very large pig happily laying on its side next to a shocked man. All on a cheery yellow background. /end ID]