August 2020

quimalus:

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curly-eyebrows:

“if you don’t kill him you’re afraid you’re going to become him”

……………………jonelias vibes

staliaofatreides:

There is not one valid reason why Jonelias can’t be canon.

Short little jonelias drabble I wrote at like 4am

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A sickening crunch is heard and Jon doesn’t even have to see the blood pouring down his face to Know Elias’ nose is broken. The confusion and anger in his eyes would be comical if Jon wasn’t wishing he could do more than break a simple bone on the man.

He knows Elias is still the Heart of the institute and his death would mean everyone else’s deaths too. It’s honestly not worth it. It’s selfish, he knows, but he wants to save them this time.

Tim is pulling him back and shouting something, but Jon doesn’t bother to listen. He has to make sure Elias knows he’s not in control anymore. He pours images of his ruined world into Elias’ mind and relishes in the nearly imperceptible widening of his eyes.

Green eyes staring at him in horror and excitement.

“Jon, can we talk?” The words are just shy of professional, the blood still pouring down his face really makes his words hard to take seriously, but Jon nods regardless. Elias motions for the three gawking assistants to leave. Jon can’t keep the smirk from his face even as he watches his co-workers staring in confusion.

“Uh, double boss, are you sure you’re okay with being alone in a room with him right now?” Oh, poor wonderful Tim. He’s so protective of a monster. Not that he knows the truth about anything, but it’s almost sad to watch.

“I’m more than capable of handling myself, Tim. Thank you for worrying, but I’d like you all to get back to work please.” Tim hesitates and keeps trying to say something else, but never finds the words. He just pulls along Sasha, Not-Sasha Jon notes, and Martin along and with one last glance at their two bosses, they’re gone.

“So,” Elias asks carefully. His eyes give away the excitement building in his chest and Jon doesn’t bother even reading his mind when his body language is already screaming at him. “Care to explain the situation, Jonathan?”

He hums as he stares at Elias. As he stares at Jonah. As he stares at himself through the man’s eyes.

“I don’t go by Jonathan anymore.” Curious eyes watch him as if trying to predict his next words, but they both know it’s futile.

“What would you prefer I call you then?” Elias calmly asks, his thoughts the only thing betraying his cool exterior.

“The Archivist is preferable.” The sheer excitement that filled Elias in that moment overflowed the room. Waves upon waves of joy, of excitement, of fear, covering every inch available.

“What happened to you, Archivist?” The words are spoken in a breathless whisper and The Archivist wishes killing the man in front of him was still on the table. He hates how much Elias gets off on everything he does as he practically worships him. He hates that he enjoys it.

“You did.” He allows the eyes, all the same shade of green as Elias’, as their Gods’, open at once and takes a deep breath at the knowledge that instantly flows through him. The door in his mind gets washed away after each wave crashes through it. It’s exhilarating.

Elias is looking at him like he’s just as beautiful as their God and the sheer amount of love and loyalty he feels from Elias is mind numbing. He crosses the distance between them quickly and pulls Elias’ face towards his.

His lips are soft and wet and perfect.

Jon hates it.

The Archivist loves everything about it.

And he’s not been Jon for a very long time.

twinkle-art:

Notes on religion from the desk of Jonah Magnus

Jon: I hate you

Elias: Eye 👁👄👁 Know™️ you don’t mean that 😌

Jon: how the fuck did you just say that?!

Prompt:

Jon goes back in time to stop the Apocalypse from happening and then somewhere along the way realizes he can’t stop it, but he can control the way it happens. He will always be the cause for the end of all things, so might as well embrace it.

Prompt:

Elias finally found his Archivist and he’s not likely to share what belongs to him. Martin is jealous that Jon is spending so much time with Elias, but he also knows it is hardly his place to do or say anything about it. Jon’s not his and he can make his own decisions. Even if they’re horrible decisions.

Elias: hold on, you actually like me? you actually like my personality??

Jon: I know, I was surprised too.

runefells:

trying to do more art with references (feat. elias ofc) 

ref:

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Elias is 5’3

Jon is 5’5

Martin is 6’1

Peter is 6’3

Elias: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

I made a JonElias playlist on YouTube 😌😌😌

albi-mander:

jon-elias:

Elias is 5’3

Jon is 5’5

Martin is 6’1

Peter is 6’3

OG Jonah Magnus was 6′2 and he HATES the fact that he’d still be shorter than Peter even if he were in his original body.

Lmao I can wholeheartedly agree with this hc

roombagreyjoy:

Friendly reminder that The Magnus Archives does not have major character descriptions so you could inadvertently be cosplaying Elias right now and you wouldn’t even know

Is it really too much to ask for feral!Jon?

Oooooh I want Jon and Elias have a battle of compelling 😳

mushymushhh:

jon.

setewbro:

Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon!

aeli-tan-art:

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Oh, oh - Lord knows where did he go

Keeper of my heart’s joy, maker of my sorrow



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Maker of My Sorrow Eliza Rickman

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Stubborn fool



Part  1   |   2   |   3   |   4   |   5   |   6   |   7   |   8   |

aeli-tan-art:

Kisses? ❌

Pipe Murder? ☑️

Lmao the whole “if Jon talks about his own personal trauma, is it cannibalism?” thing is hilarious

Fic Recommendation:

By @paptato on both ao3 and Tumblr!!

Is there anyone who HASN’T read this JonElias fic yet? Cause if not, you absolutely should.

It’s 6/? chapters and 24,422 words of absolutely amazing writing. It’s a time travel fic where Jon goes back in time to kill Jonah Magnus, but for some reason, *cough* spiders *cough*, he can’t seem to finish the job.

It’s hilarious and seeing Jonah get so jealous of Jon being nice to everyone other than him is a wonderful touch. I’m currently about to re-read this fic cause it’s definitely one of my favorites right now!!

I can never decide if I think Elias Bouchard has blonde hair or black hair

I feel like he gives off blonde twink vibes, but cause he’s Old™️, I feel like he’d appreciate the aesthetics of slicked black hair

Gonna make some TMA inspired sugar cookies in a bit, I’ll let you know how they turn out!!

tali-zorahs:

i would say that the archives employees could get away with murder but that might seem a bit gauche (ft. a number of unnamed institute employees) 

awesomelyanon:

I feel like I ought to apologize for this one

22ratonthestreet:

i need to watch 2 documentaries for class so i have far too much time to keep my hands busy (an excuse to make this shit)

part two based on @eliasbouchardslut ‘s post as proposed by @twinliches

cantarellangel-deactivated:

every day elias wakes up like:

ehlihr:

[SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER]

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jon-elias:

Gonna make some TMA inspired sugar cookies in a bit, I’ll let you know how they turn out!!

ee-void:

love me a good halo

occhiolysm-art:

he’s got me down on both knees…

joneliasweek2020:

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almost chaste

mogielnik:

what a glow up this man got ✨👁✨

lumensuperbis:

Jonelias Week: Day 3 ❧ Denial

And in the distance, thunder

apatheticbutterflies:

Have some soft Jonelias for Jonelias week.  Just some fluffy pre-apocalypse discussions of the world they want to make together.

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“I know you’re not asleep, Jon,” Elias says into the dark of his room.  Darkness has never agreed with him well, he prefers to be able to see what’s coming, but he must admit Jon strikes a particularly fetching lump curled beneath the blankets, a pillow crushed tight against his chest like a child might hold a teddy bear.  And it’s not like Elias needs to be able to see what’s coming now.  Not tonight.

“As if I could sleep,” Jon mumbles, curling tighter into himself as if he could deny the truth of it.  The sleeplessness.  His body.  This world.

“I thought one last stroll beneath the Eye would suit you.  Something familiar before it all goes—” Elias makes a fluttering gesture with his hand that would be obscured by the dark of his room, even if Jon had been turned to face him, but in spite of that he is sure that Jon saw and understood.  The certainty of it rests warm in the bottom of his chest like a good wine.  

“Will I not dream?”  Jon asks.  There’s no compulsion to the question, just a tight line of anxiety that has Elias’ hand drifting over and smoothing across Jon’s forehead calmingly.  Brushing his bangs aside over and over again like a child.

“I don’t know,” Elias answers.  “No one knows.  No one has ever done what we will do, ever in the history of mankind.  Everything we experience will be a discovery.”

“You make it sound beautiful,” Jon murmurs and Elias feels him press back a bit against the palm of his hand.  “I should know better than to trust in beautiful things.”

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We’ve all heard what Jon’s like when he’s hungry for a statement, but what about Elias?

shadowrefuuge:

ahdbhskagbdhkasbhfkl;jh

existentialvertigo:

[walks up to a couple] so which one of you is the lynchpin of the new ritual that will bring about the end of the world and which one of you is the megalomaniac that’s been planning this ritual for over 200 years in your attempt to achieve immortality and power?

rootingformephistopheles:

‘so what did elias get from winning the bet’ 

‘he got you’

ANYONE ELSE IMMEDIATELY wanna take that in a kinky way or

I know TMA won’t end happily, so I’m just gonna guess it’s cause one way or another JonMartin doesn’t work out.

Maybe something happens to Martin, or maybe Jon just becomes more obsessed with Knowing™️ and loses what’s left of his humanity along the way.

Maybe both???

I can’t get the thought of Jon enjoying the end of the world out of my mind. As an avatar for The Eye, he has to be getting some kind of sick satisfaction from all of this.

Oh to be an eldritch god at the end of all things with the immortal man who molded you into his perfect creation.

iamnmbr3:

“James Wright” hiring a new filing clerk like:

joneliasweek2020:

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(prayer of) contrition

bastard-men-prefer-jon:

a shout-out to ALL of the je specific content currently available on tumblr lmao

Follow these two if you haven’t already:

@joneliasweek2020
@jon-elias

👁️💚👑

All three of us are CARRYING this ship to shore 😩

lumensuperbis:

Jonelias Week: Day 6 ❧ Inhumanity