newmidnightmayor:

Peter : What do we need a mattress for?

Elias : What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a boat? The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get Jon nice and tipsy topside so we can take him to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, he can’t refuse, because of the implication.

Peter : Oh, uh… okay. You had me going there for the first part, the second half kinda threw me.

Elias : Well dude, dude, think about it: he’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude he barely knows. You know, he looks around and what does he see? Nothin’ but open ocean. “Ahh, there’s nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say ‘no’?”

Peter : Okay. That… that seems really dark.

Elias : Nah, no it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, bro.

Peter : I’m-I think I am.

Elias : Yeah, you are, because if Jon said “no” then the answer obviously is “no”…

Peter : No, right.

Elias : But the thing is Jon’s not gonna say “no”, he would never say “no” because of the implication.

Peter : …Now you’ve said that word “implication” a couple of times. Wha-what implication?

Elias : The implication that things might go wrong for him if he refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for him but he’s thinkin’ that they will.

Peter: But it sounds like he doesn’t wanna have sex with you…

Elias : Why aren’t you understanding this? he doesn’t know if he wants to have sex with me. That’s not the issue…

Peter: Are you gonna hurt Jon?

Elias : I’m not gonna hurt Jon! Why would I ever hurt Jon? I feel like you’re not getting this at all!

Peter : I’m not getting it.

Elias: Goddamn