hey what’s up gamers, my name’s Jonah Magnus and today we’re gonna be doing a speedrun of the apocalypse. Okay so the first thing you wanna do is select your archivist. For this run I’m picking Jonathan Sims because his luck stat is in the negatives and there’s a glitch later on in the game where if you get his self-loathing high enough it’ll negate his cowardice stat and he’ll just start chasing after avatars