Jonah Magnus is the Lukas family sugar baby

You’re so right

elias watches jonmartin have sex in scotland and enjoys it

Why can I actually see this being canon!?

Are all of Jonah Magnus' pen pals canonicaly dead or am I alowed to have the theory one of them is also as fucked up and evil as Jonah and used a technique to stay alive until now ?

I HOPE SO, I REALLY HOPE SO

Elias was a prison wife to several prisoners and had to be moved to a single cell to avoid the drama

LMAO 😂 I’m laughing so hard at this

For his harem being alive I like the theory that peter was Mordechai simply because immortality is rather Lonely

Immortality is as lonely as it gets 🥺🥺 not only are you completely alone, anyone and everyone you used to know is dead and gone. Yikes.

Every time I see a post condemning Jonelias I need to go in the tag and consume JE content. So. What are YOUR headcanons? 👀

Yeah, sadly this shipped is not very supported by anyone outside of it :(

Some of my headcanons!!

👁General hc’s (soft ones cause I’m weak)👁

-Elias actually really likes cats (and him and Jon go on dates at cat cafes)

-Jon is absolutely smitten, like he doesn’t fall for people easily, but when he does he falls hard…

-Elias is uncomfortable with people knowing him, but he’s slowly letting Jon find out more about him

-They’re both absolutely literature nerds and have library dates and they both love reading to each other some of their favorite passages.

👁18+ hc’s👁

-Jon isn’t always up for having sex, but he does like getting himself off with Elias watching 👀

-Elias loves being tied up (he’s always in control, so it feels nice to be at Jon’s mercy sometimes)

For one of his harem turning evil and doing the eye thing I feel like Smirke would be the most likely considering Millbank

Ooooh this is actually pretty likely. 😂

There has been this weird influx of people against those that find Elias hot? Like attractive does not mean moral? Every time I see a post with that stance I go but evil theatrical king that can read minds is big sexy. You can’t change my mind.

I definitely hc Elias as a sexy bastard man. Just cause you’re evil doesn’t mean you can’t be hot too lmao.

I don’t know why people are so against the idea of him body hopping into hot peoples bodies. Like, I’d absolutely do the same if I was in his position.

If you’re an old 200 year old dude and had the chance to change into a 24 y/o’s body…you’d do it. There’s no reason to question that decision.

I am the same anon before about hot Elias. I think another reason I find that stance off putting is the idea evil = ugly that people have. Dunno maybe it is because I was bullied in public school for being ugly or unusual but that is such a gross take. Not all good people are attractive, not all bad people are unattractive. It is a weirdly cruel stance to take. Also ageist in a way too. I guess it is off putting in many ways for me.

Yeah I absolutely agree that people tend to prefer evil characters to be ugly. It makes it easier to hate them I guess?? But that’s such a toxic thing to associate with morals. Your looks have absolutely zero correlation with your morals. I don’t know why that’s so hard for people to understand. Plus, being attractive is subjective anyway.

It’s ridiculous to assign all good people with being attractive and all evil people as unattractive.

Yeah, I'm pretty new to the fandom but recently I've started seeing more posts against eliasfuckers than usual? Some of them are funny, but I have the nagging suspicion that some of these people are being serious and unironic when they say they hate eliasfuckers.

There are SEVERAL people who genuinely despise ‘eliasfuckers’. It’s extremely toxic and kind of shocking tbh. Usually a ship like JonElias WOULD be toxic, but it’s surprisingly the opposite?? I don’t know why anti-je fans are being so awful :/

I'm thinking it has to be Jon, because if Elias were in the mood for touch which was not currently available, he would probably just find someone getting some and hang out in their head. If you can't get your own cuddles, psychically harvested is fine. Which is admittedly its own kind of wretched, but practicality above all things, right?

The idea of Elias living vicariously through the affection others are receiving is hilarious to me. He’d absolutely do that.