October 2020

OOOOOH have you seen the Primadonna Elias animatic, it's one of my favorites

I haven’t!! I’m looking it up right now cause wow that’s everything I didn’t know I needed.

OOOOOH have you seen the Primadonna Elias animatic, it's one of my favorites

jon-elias:

I haven’t!! I’m looking it up right now cause wow that’s everything I didn’t know I needed.

Its absolutely fantastic😳😳😳

Here’s the link if anyone else wants to see it!!

h. him small

Him very very small indeed

I love the idea of Jon wearing skirts. He just likes the swish.

Yes!! The swish is very important and I think he’d love how comfy they are!

This isn't a head canon but Jon deserves to be pampered.

You’re so right! He deserves to be pampered 24/7. This man literally deserves more than I could ever give him 😭

re: Jon hc's ... This might actually be considered canon idk, considering details like him exaggerating his accent at uni, but ... I really believe that one of Jon's greatest fears is being perceived as unintelligent. That's why in the beginning of 119 he seemed to be hit so much harder than the others (e.g., Tim still managed to be fueled by purpose, Basira by common sense, etc.) ... I might just be projecting because I am terrified of The Stranger lol

I can see this actually being canon tbh. I absolutely agree with this hc completely!! (Also, the stranger is absolutely terrifying)

My friend came up with this one. Jon can't knock on doors. He will knock on the frame. Or the wall. Or right the door bell. But he will NOT knock on the actual door.

Oh my god, I love this. It makes so much sense considering what happened with Mr Spider…

Ooh, I hc that he can see in the dark (the average one, not the Dark™), which is an ability he got as part of the all-seeing gift package after the first attempted Watcher's Crown. I once saw an art of him that depicted him with eyeshine like a cat (don't remember the artist), and the idea never left my head since.

Not even kidding I want this to be canon. That’s absolutely amazing and I’m 99% sure I’m never going to forget about this idea either omfg. Just imagining his eyes reflecting in the dark is enough to drive me crazy.

I totally hc that he is genuinely loves like scheduling and paperwork because it gives him a sense of control and power and also because he just loves the neatness of coloms and numbers

Oh, he absolutely would be that guy 😂 we stan a meticulous man. Power and Control are his middle names

Elias has a sweet tooth, and he'll eat just about anything with sugar in it if he gets his cravings (yeah i might have extrapolated this from that one cake scene). This however doesn't really affect him, cause he only eats like...every once in a while (being not-quite-human has its perks). On that note, I also think he rarely needs sleep as the Eye would prefer its avatars alert/watching as much as possible, BUT when he does he just crashes for at least 14 hours straight.

Absolutely love the idea of him having a sweet tooth and just picturing him going into a mini coma is absolutely hilarious 😂 probably sugar crashing

I HC Tim or Martin we’re hired to be his next transfer.

Ohhhh that’s probably true!! 👀👀👀

I HC does alas poor Yorick but with Barnabas’s skull

I HOPE THIS IS TRUE OMFG

2 things Jonah head canon. 1 this is more of a joke theory but Albrecht sons were Jonah since he said he and Clara can’t have kids. 2 In Jonahs second body he slept with Oscar Wilde

I can’t tell which head cannon I prefer lmao but the second one had me cackling 😂😂😂 because I don’t doubt it AT ALL.

Oh and Elias keeps embroidered handkerchiefs gifted to him from each of his bodies

Lmao yesss I could absolutely see this being canon!

I saw a fic where he essentially dated the people he was going to transfer into and it was an open secret so essentially made it look like his lover was getting everything

Ooooh that could work 👀👀👀

HC Jonah would have been a Web Avatar but the Eye got to him first

I could absolutely see him being an avatar of the web. He’s manipulative af, but I think the Eye served him better for what he wanted and it required less work on his part.

Everyone in the Institute knows that the Head's assistant position is just a glorified name for the resident sugar baby.

YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT

I’d say HC that Jonah has a compulsion kink but that’s not just in my head it’s literally canon

Oh that’s absolutely canon 😂😂

I wonder how many people tried for position of assistant to the head knowing they’d be well looked after

I guarantee a LOT

HC so you know how people joke about Elias only hiring gay people? We'll before it became socially accepted it was so he could feed on their fear of being discovered

THIS ^^^

You’re absolutely right, cause bruhhh you could literally feed on the LGBT community so much 😭 we’re a terrified group of ppl 😭😭 coming out can be scary and a fear god could definitely take advantage

Elias speaks French

pLEASE YES

I mean it is canon that Eye Avatars can semi Understand other languages

True, they probably can just Know whatever language they want. I like to think Jonah learned French before he became affiliated with The Eye. 👁

On the topic of Elias speaking French, I just recently listened to a French song with MAJOR Beholding vibes: Tout était dit by Jean-Jacques Goldman. It's about a man watching a woman in a café, and how he comes to know her deeply just by watching her, without words being necessary. It has a romantic vibe, but it's actually pretty creepy if you think about it, and therefore perfect for JonElias <3 it includes such gems as "your hand reaching for a cigarette was like a confession you made to me without knowing" or "the shape of your lips was like a language, your gaze itself a statement". Whenever I listen to it, my brain plays a whole JE first meeting movie it's SO PERFECT. idk if you speak French but anyway, I really recommend this song

I’m not fluent, but I definitely know a good amount of French!! I’ll have to check out this song 👀 cause I have an entire JonElias playlist in the making rn 😂 it sounds absolutely fantastic. I’m weak for the French speaking Elias headcannon

On the subject of music do you think the other fears have kick ass music or is it just the slaughter

I really hope they ALL have a personalized playlist 😂

Elias is absolutely a cat person but he also might be a a snake person. Just loves all the scaly noodles.

Oooh!! Anon, you’re absolutely correct!! 😳😳😳 I cannot believe I didn’t consider Elias with a snake!! You’ve opened my third eye to this possibility!

Of course Elias is a cat person Jon is very catlike himself

Exactly!!

Elias head canon he has an Only Fans account

I really hope he does lmao 😂

my favorite tma ship is the s1 polycule (jonmartimsasha). i’m weak for polyamory and found family dynamics lmao

I love them so much 🥺🥺🥺

For the fav tma ships post... jonelias is my favorite ship. Jonmartin is also really good tho, its v complex but also a lot of fluff. Georgie and Melanie is kinda cute, and would've loved to see more of Agnes and Jude. But I'm pretty neutral besides those ships

Yeah I think I’m pretty much in the same boat and I wholeheartedly agree that it would’ve been lovely to see Agnes Jude content 😭😭

My fav tma ship is Tim stoker and happiness

Gdi, same. He deserved more than I could ever give him. 🥺🥺🥺

Jonah Magnus HC historians aren’t like ah yes he has a normal amount of friends and it totally wasn’t a harem. While the internet’s like oh my god they were pen pals

oh my god, they were pen pals- 😳😳😳

Oh my goodness, I hadn't realised that there are probably historians studying Jonah Magnus as a niche minor historical figure. When he's. Still alive. "Mr Bouchard, there are a few students here who would like access to the historical section of the archives to do a project on the founder of the Institute." Imagine having a group of teenagers scan the love letters from your harem and put them in a poorly edited PowerPoint presentation.

You know he probably loves the attention though 😂 he probably has tours where he talks about the founding father of the Magnus Institute.