2023-09-14 15:13:42 ¶ ● ⬈

sexiestpodcastcharacter:

> # Preliminaries: The Magnus Archives

> Which 4 characters are the sexiest?

> Agnes Montague

> Elias Bouchard

> Gertrude Robinson

> Jonathan Sims/The Archivist

> Martin Blackwood

> Sasha James (original)

> Tim Stoker

> See Results

> ## Propaganda:

> Agnes Montague:

> - 10/10 would get my face melted to kiss

> Elias Bouchard:

> - look look i know he’s the resident asshole everyone hates but listen this motherfucker has the sexiest voice i have ever heard in my entire life (goddAMN BEN MEREDITH’S VOICE) you cannot say that his voice isn’t smooth as fuckin butter. the smug asshole. every fanart of him ever portrays him as the cookie cutter tumblr sexyman okay he is THE MAGNUS SEXYMAN. also possessed by a dead guy and served as an avatar of an eldritch horror beyond our comprehension?? sign me the FUCK UP. did i mention he’s voiced by BEN FUCKING MEREDITH? IT’S THE VOICE, MAN, JUST LISTEN TO SASSY BRITISH SON OF A BITCH ELIAS BOUCHARD SPEAK. that’s IT

> Gertrude Robinson:

> - A lady with a mission. Ruthlessness personified. There never has been a problem she couldn’t solve with quick thinking and some C4, until there was. She used to be able to torch a building in half the time.You might have seen her in a dream, she might have seen you too: watch out.

> Jonathan Sims/The Archivist:

> - I just think it’d be funny if an asexual character won
> - (im ripping this from the wiki btw) John has prematurely greying hair and looks older than he is. He often looks very tired and is physically unfit, as other characters refer to him as scrawny and he tires easily from physical tasks that others perform with little exertion. he also has lots of scars.
> - (propaganda, spoilers for The Magnus Archives) He’s a wet cat and at one point dated Georgie Barker and does date Martin Blackwood. there is also a whole tag/movement for “hot Jon rights”. he may not be like, 10/10 on the attractive scale but his far off gaze has captivated me

> Martin Blackwood:

> - Canonically fat, usually depicted with glasses and sweaters, always making people tea, dramatic and messy but also vulnerable and full of love
> - Big guy. Soft voice. Stronk arms. So cute.

> Sasha James:

> - (the og that is ofc)

> Tim Stoker:

> - sex man hehe
> - Is almost exclusively described as “the hot one”

EVERYONE FUCKING ATTACK