2023-08-08 21:14:20 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

fred-erick-frankenstein:

> crzyprsn42:

> > lazycatcornernipples:

> > > zombiecheetah:

> > > > pedestrianfootbridge:

> > > > > harblkun:

> > > > > > krazykitsune:

> > > > > > > leupagus:

> > > > > > > > jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

> > > > > > > > > frostlands:

> > > > > > > > > > jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

> > > > > > > > > > > but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

> > > > > > > > > > > “what the fuck is this”

> > > > > > > > > > > “i have anemia”

> > > > > > > > > > > “can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

> > > > > > > > > > “dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

> > > > > > > > > > “you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

> > > > > > > > > > “where did you even get th—”

> > > > > > > > > > “shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

> > > > > > > > > “i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

> > > > > > > > > “that’s not necessary”

> > > > > > > > > “maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

> > > > > > > > > “do you get this involved with all of your meals”

> > > > > > > > VAMPIREDUDE:
> > > > > > > > did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

> > > > > > > > ME:
> > > > > > > > Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

> > > > > > > > VAMPIREDUDE:
> > > > > > > > heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

> > > > > > > > ME:
> > > > > > > > So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

> > > > > > > > VAMPIREDUDE:
> > > > > > > > UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

> > > > > > > > ME:
> > > > > > > > THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

> > > > > > > #sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

> > > > > > The Sun will go down eventually!

> > > > > I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line “the sun will go down eventually!”.

> > > > Imagine your OTP

> > > “Your last blood work said your sodium and potassium levels were a bit low…”

> > > “STOP CALLING IT BLOOD WORK EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A NIP AT MY HANDS ON THE COUCH!”

> > food to lovers

> [ID: a digital drawing showing the corner of a house, one side in full sunlight, the other in the shadows. In the shadows stands a vampire, all in blue because of the darkness, in the sun walks a young person with dark skin and dark, piled up curly hair. The vampire scream enraged at them, arm raised (but still in the shadows): “Go to your appointment!” Unbothered, the person keeps walking, looking down at their phone, saying: “Nah.” /end ID].