I like to think that Elias is boring on purpose. he spends his time and effort when he should be working on boring his employees instead. he’s perfected it to an art. every day, he visits each department and tries to find the time to talk about spreadsheets whenever there’s the most people in one room at a time. then he tallies up how many of them visibly and/or audibly react with some form of disgust, and compares it with other days. he’d have realised how sad that really is if he hadn’t been found out, but at least now he gets to be as deranged as humanly possible. you go, Elias. I love you you stinky rat whore, can’t wait for you to show up in the new protocol episode <3
Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
do you want to know what she sees when she looks at you?
[ID: A drawing of Martin, a white man with ginger hair, as he clutches three sheets of paper and sobs. He’s wearing an orange cardigan and glasses. Elias’s fingers are touching his forehead with a yellow glow beneath the palm as he forces the memory into Martin’s mind. The background is faded and orange, resembling fire.]
feels wrong to see someone have a less common/popular take or interpretation and then someone comes in to “correct” them with the more common/popular interpretation. leave that little guy alone you already have the rest of the fandom