a jonelias affair that starts in s2 is so charming because this man is descending into the kind of paranoia you don’t find outside of absurdist russian samizdat literature living off cigarettes cold coffee and terror in his studio apartment sleeping on a bare mattress turning all his walls into a pepe silve corkboard meanwhile his pressed collar matching cufflink dry cleaning twice a week boss stops in every now and again to make a comment about the number of cobwebs he’s let build up in the corners before blowing his back out and leaving
picturing elias in jon’s absolutely pathetic /r/malelivingspaces apartment is a heartwarming activity to me he’s really like (mouth filling with drool) damn bitch, you really live like this?