I like to think that Elias is boring on purpose. he spends his time and effort when he should be working on boring his employees instead. he’s perfected it to an art. every day, he visits each department and tries to find the time to talk about spreadsheets whenever there’s the most people in one room at a time. then he tallies up how many of them visibly and/or audibly react with some form of disgust, and compares it with other days. he’d have realised how sad that really is if he hadn’t been found out, but at least now he gets to be as deranged as humanly possible. you go, Elias. I love you you stinky rat whore, can’t wait for you to show up in the new protocol episode <3
