JONATHAN SIMS GOT HIS LOWER RIBS BONETURNED SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN DICK

muppets tma where everyone is muppets but sasha gets replaced by a human actor when the notthem gets her

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES CHARACTER GENERATOR!!!!!!

name: your full first and last name

statement number: your credit card number

date of statement: the expiry date

MAG#: the 3 little numbers on the back

aguineapigcouldntdothis:

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

beholdingsarchivist:

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY!!!!

stupid crusty old man. anyways this is my leitner rant necklace

oneheadtoanother:

yoki-loves-stars:

Dude chill out nobody wants your loser you can keep him

wolfythewitch:

Hmm thinking about a martin redesign

mag184:

my intellectual tma comic

kipmonstr:

quick tma piece for my perspective class ^_^

i gotta draw protocol sometime

jon: can someone look after my book collector for a minute while i go on my smoko

elias: book collector need lead pipe

jon: BOOK COLLECTOR DOES NOT NEED LEAD PIPE

tatumsdrawing:

Wee babs

tatumsdrawing:

Michael!

tatumsdrawing:

Haha, uh, here ya’ll go. Set in season 4

tatumsdrawing:

I made a sort of sequel to the other Jonmartin comic I posted yesterday 👀💦

tatumsdrawing:

Oh right, I never posted my version on Martin Blackwood. Uh, here he is! This is how I’ve been imagining him the whole time

Statement of Usher Raymond IV, regarding an experience with a mind-controlling DJ. Original statement given July 12, 2010. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

Statement begins.

ARCHIVIST (STATEMENT)

Usher
Yeah man

hey ! i just finished mag200. what the fuck !!!!!!!

radrobsgarage:

Been reading some time-travel fix-it-fics and having a great time.

cloudofbutterflies:

“We’re together in every universe” this “we’ll always find eachother” that. What about this is the only universe that we’re together in. What about there is no other way this could have worked. What about this is the only place that we have found each other. And goddamn it if we aren’t going to make the most of it.

neat-username:

“I asked ChatGPT–”

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul…

niinnyu:

ALT

Eye see. Heh.

lunehowls:

jon with cats, by the way

wolfythewitch:

Jontim

saewokhrisz:

39

eggsplice:

codependency

passer-ine:

ALT

cybrrspidrr:

Stupid thing i made

wolfythewitch:

Still messing with designs and stuff but heh. Silly

clown-eating-pig:

ALT

Jon in this hat I saw. Daisy is women.

ALT

rosenkranz-does-things:

gruhukens:

rosenkranz-does-things:

Saw this tweet and couldn’t resist drawing it right away

[ID: two digital drawings and a tweet featuring Jon and Basira from the Magnus Archives. Jon is pictured as tall, slim brown man with greying black hair drawn back in a ponytail, and Basira is a shorter, stocky brown hijabi woman. In the first drawing, Jon is pictured saying “can I extract a statement on the way home?” and Basira replies “No Jon, Melanie has some archived statements for you back at the office.” In the second drawing, Jon has turned away and is crying out of five eyes - two on each cheekbone and one on his forehead - and saying “I hate this fucking work environment” while Basira looks on, unimpressed. The following tweet is a transcript of the same dialogue. End ID]

#“we have statements at home” #the statements at home: hello jon. apologies for the deception

forsaking my uni classwork in favour of tiny jmart

cosmicisbored:

michael the abortion or whatever

caligmaera:

Who up listening to the siren song of the hive

jtbb:

i still can’t process jon and martin being the same age like before i looked it up i thought they had like a 20 yr age gap i thought it was just one of those things

any archival assistant born after 1983 can’t archive … all they know is breaking and entering, record they statement, behold, be bisexual, drink hot tea & lie

fratboycipher:

this is how it went right

jtbb:

WOKE magnus archives: episode 65 NON-BINARY

WHO WILL YOU BE, WITH A NAME OR THREE, AND A STRANGER’S FACE WORN WRONG?

• he/she, 21. i have no name to speak of, so call me what you wish
• main blog: @willgrahamsbecoming
• not a nikola orsinov apologist. she did everything wrong but that’s why she’s my wife. she should be allowed to do all that

tatumsdrawing:

Sometimes you just gotta make the content you want to see

tatumsdrawing:

Haha lonely eyes? Again? From me? Whoops

Please enjoy

i want to say elias gives me cuteness aggression but its not cute its just aggression i just want to kill him and tear him apart and destroy maim bite kill kill kill kill

s4 (based on this post)

he stole borrowed one of martin’s cardigans

tatumsdrawing:

Wanted to see how different I’ve been making their profiles 👏👀 pretty happy with the results

blackwebbed:

some tma kandi ive made <3