May 2025

fakecrimepodcast:

this is your captain speaking……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..sorry i’m a little shy to be honest

cosmicisbored:

joe, marsh gas, sasha james, and tit stroker

cintipede:

MERMAY IS NOT YET OVER!!!!!!!! SIREN!JON RISE!!!!!!!!!!

Keep reading

cintipede:

double price mermay with siren jon and selkie martin. 2 for 1 🐟!

blackwebbed:

you know those posts that are like naruto would wnat you to send that email well my brain latched onto the worst charactersfor my own productivity bc im dicking around doing everything other than my essay that is Due In 2 Days thinking hell yeahhh im so martin blackwood core rn

kadens-a-bee:

Hello Jon. Apologies for the decep– Jon. Jonathan I’m talking to– yes. Hello. Hi. Apologies for the des– Jon stop looking at the fucking bird. Yes it looks interesting. Now listen: I wanted to make sure you sta– for fuck sakes Jon look at me

trench warfare themed blowjob king?

northirish:

northirish:

What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?

God please not this fucking post

tatumsdrawing:

Sleepy

dekuboya:

Short Jon gender euphoria comic for the soul :,)

tiresomespaceplant:

mabel helping martin out with his workplace romance


your-mom-friend:

Jon is such a funny bitch like while Martin was a blushing nervous guy around him Jon was like ew Martin I don’t like him whatever. And the SECOND Martin stopped being outwardly interested in him Jon was like MARTIN? MAHTIN? MAHTIN WHERE ARE YOU like they’re the definition of They fell first but the other fell harder except Martin walked down the slope very calmly while Jon just looked at the edge of the cliff and said fuck it we ball

lunehowls:

S2 - S5

golswia:

but of course I had to draw Jon as big-lanky-insecure (but fiercely protective) eldritch monster

and Mr. Monster-Fucker Blackwood

also
HELEN

(also monster!Martin)

(illustration monster!Jon)

golswia:

SO I TRIED, to make a Martin-monster menacing, but every time I was thinking of FOG creatures, it was just something blobish, not quiet there, blurry edges.
He looks more like a ghibli fellow than an eldritch horror skskss.
Might explore more later. Now they lookin cute 🥹

(monster!jon post)

golswia:

I am not, nor have I ever been, “adorable.” Especially now Martin.

Just a fellow eldritch horror being grumpy. His boyfriend slightly amused.

(I am obsessed with this fake-cinematic-format, I need to make thousand more.)

(more monster!jon here)

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pumpkinhrat:

Jon and Martin, drawn in a Stardew Valley style, stand under a tree near the community center. Dialogue box has Jon's portrait (without glasses) on the right and on the left there is text saying "We should look around. Maybe we'll find somewhere to stay here."ALT
Jon and Martin, drawn in a Stardew Valley style, stand under a tree near the community center. Dialogue box has Jon's portrait (with glasses) on the right and on the left there is text saying "We should look around. Maybe we'll find somewhere to stay here."ALT

somewhere else but they become farmers

trying to figure out heavypaint

charseraph:

Couples shirt idea

makeshiftloops:

Me: dude, I should draw TMA art of Martin in The Lonely and make it look super depressing

Also me: ✨shapes and colors the likes of which I’ve never seen✨ Haha oops

howdoesanythingwork:

<•> The Watcher and His Lonely ≈≈

something something the dichotomy of the eye vs the lonely, the lonely cannot be alone if they are watched and the watcher cannot see the imperceptible, the powers of seeing all vs turning invisible, and yet on both sides they end up working in tandem, unstoppable force shielded by immovable object…

…i am not yet over MAG159, thank you for asking

wolfythewitch:

the magnus archives is a workplace comedy

oribellame:

The Magnus Archives - MAG 102 sketch

That’s one way to overreact, Elias


I just found this scrolling through my 2024 drawings and it makes me laugh too much to not post it anywhere

snakol:

tma fandom sure is something

world’s most divorced couple make a bet

madootles:

cabin doodle

americanoddysey:

he really just took his pants off there huh

jonathansimsbecoming:

you want me to go to work? the thing that killed fiona law and emma harvey and michael shelley and gertrude robinson and sasha james and timothy stoker and

americanoddysey:

jonah finding out that trans people exist in the year of our lord 1996 by complete accident

blackwebbed:

helen #1 jmart shipper. fujoshi nation

americanoddysey:

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

americanoddysey:

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

blackwebbed:

tumblr still won’t let my posts show up in tag search even after i set my avatar to chicken parmajona they are trapped my ass in the lonely

hello Well i have been thinking and i decided i am going to bite& kill you. okay

jonathansimsbecoming:

[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL WEEHGOOUGH MURDER]

tma au where everything is the same but elias beats leitner to death with one of those groan tube things

radrobsgarage:

BitingPeople.mp4

radladrobin:

a deeply annoying child

ajkal2:

Jon is hiding under the desk.

—-

There’s a child in the Archives, who shouldn’t be there.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26561263

so the TMA fandom is sadly LACKING in terms of ‘character gets turned into a child’ fic, and obviously i decided to fix this by writing one. this is 10k of feelings about jon as a child, mr spider, and jon and tim’s relationship.

warning: may induce feelings. 

jonathansimsbecoming:

i want to say elias gives me cuteness aggression but its not cute its just aggression i just want to kill him and tear him apart and destroy maim bite kill kill kill kill