Jon’s under the impression that him and Martin went through the whole “enemies to lovers” trope, and in Martin’s eyes, his psycho ‘never ever ever actually go through this he’s crazy and mean’ crush DIED and had an ayuhuasca personality rewrite where he was suddenly nice to him and Martin had no choice but to fall deeper in love
Jon: it’s incredible how we got over our hate for each other and became such good partners and so in love. You’ve healed me so much
Martin: I wrote so many diary entries about you and for a solid year, I signed off every entry with “DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ACTUALLY HOOK UP WITH THIS MAN”