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murae-nidae:

A green bumper sticker. On top it reads, "If you're gonna ride my ass at least." There's a simplified eye drawn in the middle, surrounded by velocity lines. Below the eye it reads, "Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading so I though it best not to announce myself."ALT

i can’t stop making bad bumper stickers

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