May 2025

jon: can someone look after my book collector for a minute while i go on my smoko

elias: book collector need lead pipe

jon: BOOK COLLECTOR DOES NOT NEED LEAD PIPE

i want to say elias gives me cuteness aggression but its not cute its just aggression i just want to kill him and tear him apart and destroy maim bite kill kill kill kill

head of magnus institute does his evil schemes work lying on bed like schoolgirl

[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL WEEHGOOUGH MURDER]

tma au where everything is the same but elias beats leitner to death with one of those groan tube things

world’s most divorced couple make a bet