May 2025

JONATHAN SIMS GOT HIS LOWER RIBS BONETURNED SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN DICK

jon: can someone look after my book collector for a minute while i go on my smoko

elias: book collector need lead pipe

jon: BOOK COLLECTOR DOES NOT NEED LEAD PIPE

Statement of Usher Raymond IV, regarding an experience with a mind-controlling DJ. Original statement given July 12, 2010. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

Statement begins.

ARCHIVIST (STATEMENT)

Usher
Yeah man

forsaking my uni classwork in favour of tiny jmart

any archival assistant born after 1983 can’t archive … all they know is breaking and entering, record they statement, behold, be bisexual, drink hot tea & lie

s4 (based on this post)

he stole borrowed one of martin’s cardigans

clothing swap

dont think ya needed the Beholding for that one

do you think its going to hurt
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aroallo jon 🧘

rotating t4t jmart in my head in every possible direction. transmasc jmart. transfem jmart. transfem jon transmasc martin. transfem martin transmasc jon. nonbinary of all flavours. the possibilities are endless

world’s most divorced couple make a bet