JONATHAN SIMS GOT HIS LOWER RIBS BONETURNED SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN DICK
JONATHAN SIMS GOT HIS LOWER RIBS BONETURNED SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN DICK
jon: can someone look after my book collector for a minute while i go on my smoko
elias: book collector need lead pipe
jon: BOOK COLLECTOR DOES NOT NEED LEAD PIPE
Statement of Usher Raymond IV, regarding an experience with a mind-controlling DJ. Original statement given July 12, 2010. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
Statement begins.
ARCHIVIST (STATEMENT)
Usher
Yeah man
forsaking my uni classwork in favour of tiny jmart
any archival assistant born after 1983 can’t archive … all they know is breaking and entering, record they statement, behold, be bisexual, drink hot tea & lie
s4 (based on this post)
he stole borrowed one of martin’s cardigans
clothing swap
dont think ya needed the Beholding for that one
do you think its going to hurt
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aroallo jon 🧘
rotating t4t jmart in my head in every possible direction. transmasc jmart. transfem jmart. transfem jon transmasc martin. transfem martin transmasc jon. nonbinary of all flavours. the possibilities are endless
world’s most divorced couple make a bet