May 2025

any archival assistant born after 1983 can’t archive … all they know is breaking and entering, record they statement, behold, be bisexual, drink hot tea & lie

i want to say elias gives me cuteness aggression but its not cute its just aggression i just want to kill him and tear him apart and destroy maim bite kill kill kill kill

you want me to go to work? the thing that killed fiona law and emma harvey and michael shelley and gertrude robinson and sasha james and timothy stoker and

clothing swap

thinking about the distortion on this sunday night. what was once michael died for being too human and what was once helen died for not being human enough…

do you think its going to hurt
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if hatsune miku was in the magnus archives universe would she be named hatsune michael

[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL WEEHGOOUGH MURDER]

tma au where everything is the same but elias beats leitner to death with one of those groan tube things

rotating t4t jmart in my head in every possible direction. transmasc jmart. transfem jmart. transfem jon transmasc martin. transfem martin transmasc jon. nonbinary of all flavours. the possibilities are endless

trying to figure out heavypaint

world’s most divorced couple make a bet