May 2025

my name is michael dis'tortion delusion spiral way i am six and a half feet tall and have long blond hair that falls in ringlets around my shoulders. i was standing ominously in an open house viewing wearing an inhuman laugh and weird hands. a real estate agent stared at me. i stuck my incredibly long middle finger up at her

you want me to go to work? the thing that killed fiona law and emma harvey and michael shelley and gertrude robinson and sasha james and timothy stoker and

clothing swap

thinking about the distortion on this sunday night. what was once michael died for being too human and what was once helen died for not being human enough…

do you think its going to hurt
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if hatsune miku was in the magnus archives universe would she be named hatsune michael

[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL WEEHGOOUGH MURDER]

tma au where everything is the same but elias beats leitner to death with one of those groan tube things

rotating t4t jmart in my head in every possible direction. transmasc jmart. transfem jmart. transfem jon transmasc martin. transfem martin transmasc jon. nonbinary of all flavours. the possibilities are endless

trying to figure out heavypaint

world’s most divorced couple make a bet