JONATHAN SIMS GOT HIS LOWER RIBS BONETURNED SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN DICK
JONATHAN SIMS GOT HIS LOWER RIBS BONETURNED SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN DICK
muppets tma where everyone is muppets but sasha gets replaced by a human actor when the notthem gets her
name: your full first and last name
statement number: your credit card number
date of statement: the expiry date
MAG#: the 3 little numbers on the back
jon: can someone look after my book collector for a minute while i go on my smoko
elias: book collector need lead pipe
jon: BOOK COLLECTOR DOES NOT NEED LEAD PIPE
Statement of Usher Raymond IV, regarding an experience with a mind-controlling DJ. Original statement given July 12, 2010. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
Statement begins.
ARCHIVIST (STATEMENT)
Usher
Yeah man
any archival assistant born after 1983 can’t archive … all they know is breaking and entering, record they statement, behold, be bisexual, drink hot tea & lie
WHO WILL YOU BE, WITH A NAME OR THREE, AND A STRANGER’S FACE WORN WRONG?
i want to say elias gives me cuteness aggression but its not cute its just aggression i just want to kill him and tear him apart and destroy maim bite kill kill kill kill
you want me to go to work? the thing that killed fiona law and emma harvey and michael shelley and gertrude robinson and sasha james and timothy stoker and
thinking about the distortion on this sunday night. what was once michael died for being too human and what was once helen died for not being human enough…
if hatsune miku was in the magnus archives universe would she be named hatsune michael
aroallo jon 🧘
rotating t4t jmart in my head in every possible direction. transmasc jmart. transfem jmart. transfem jon transmasc martin. transfem martin transmasc jon. nonbinary of all flavours. the possibilities are endless