2020-10-07 1:01:18 ¶ ● ⬈

Maury: Elias, are you cheating on your Forsaken eldritch ex-husband with your Institute's Archivist, you said no, the lie detector test determined ... you're telling the truth.
Audience: *cheers*
Elias: *is smug*
Peter: Maury, I'm going to stop you right there, that test is NOT going to work on my husband, I don't even know if he has a blood pressure to measure anymore.
Maury: Well, Peter, we understand that, and that is why we have arranged for a VERY special reveal ... Right now, waiting backstage, Elias's Archivist Jon says he has been getting played like a cheap whistle right along with you, and he is here today to come forward and Compel the truth!
[The camera shows a very scowly Jon backstage. Audience loses their complete and utter shit.]
Elias: *sweats*