Elias is a prissy bitch with the highest standards possible for everything in his life.
He was NOT prepared for the absolute disaster that is his ADHD/autistic Archivist who never really left his “survives off Cheez-Its, instant ramen, and boxed wine” uni days.
He once watched Jon dump bargain chocolate syrup into an 8 hour old cup of coffee and started crying.
Elias, setting a cup down in front of Jon with a flourish: For you, a cup of Tieguanyin tea from the Fujian province of southeast China. Brewed to perfection, of course. Only the best for my Archivist.
Jon: That’s very sweet but I already have tea.
Jon’s tea: *is a mug of overbrewed Earl Gray that he made the day before but was left on the counter, cold and forgotten, until Jon noticed it the next morning and microwaved it with the bag still in it*
Elias: Ah.
Elias: I see.
@king-of-sass actually had several of Candentia’s works saved, so if anyone’s been looking for any of their fics (especially the anon who was asking about ‘Beholding’s Own’) you can read some of them here!
((I do want to clarify that I’m not entirely sure what happened with Cadentia and if they request this link to be taken down, I won’t hesitate to do so and king-of-sass is also completely okay with taking the link down as well.))
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1E7ZMcSnHoxlffk8DZd9gjJsfKyX9sY1L?usp=sharing
a special thank you to @king-of-sass for sharing this link!
Peterjonelias where Peter and Elias do their usual marry-divorce-marry cycle but alternate between who marries Jon during their divorces.