April 2021

elias-rights:

Of course I support “Elias rights”. Elias’s rights to shut the f– Just kidding. Can you imagine? Anyway, we miss you, king.

faridaspeare:

What do you mean you’re not scared of my evil powers ? *kisses you*

Still wish Jonah could've convinced Jon to become the pupil so they could rule side by side. That possible audio clip of them chanting a bit out of sync, going a bit further out of sync, and then joining as they say the same statement at the same rhythm would've been *stunning*, not only in the sound but also as a kind of parallel of their relationship. They started out with similar goals from our and Jon's point of view (researching the paranormal and organizing the Archives), to Jon directly opposing Jonah, to them being united in front of the Eye. In this essay I will

jon-elias:

elias-rights:

insomnia-productions:

nureyev-steel-institute:

insomnia-productions:

elias-rights:

Where’s the essay!?

Pen that visual is sending me

Do y'all actually want the essay….??? I can write the essay

WE DO

I’m seconding that.

Please, we need it

theseus-shipper:

jon-elias:

eye-of-elias:

At this point I am pretty certain that the venn diagram between Jonelias shippers and Hannigram shippers is a circle

It’s the dynamic we are all weak for 😩

:

oh to be evil together

Whenever you mention Magnus Archives polycule, I imagine a *huge* avatar polycule that Elias has been trying to organize for centuries now and has recruited Jon to help. "Ok so Jude is only dating only the girls... and Michael" "Crew or Distortion?" "Distortion. Apparently it's not straight if it's in the hallway" "well, Michael is Helen now" "Helen quit changing names and pronouns every decade challenge". "Tim wants in on the polycule" "Tim better become an avatar then". "Peter Lukas said he's not in the polycule" "Peter Lukas is a liar and getting a divorce". "Why cant the anatomy students interact with Jared?" "Jared sets a bad example for what a human body looks like and their professor was sick of it"

tired-fandom-ndn:

THIS IS SO GOOD, ANON, THANK YOU

Jon makes an appointment with Elias and it’s marked in Rosie’s schedule as a work report but it’s actually so that he can whip out his clipboard of polycule shenanigans.

No one is willing to talk about the polycule with Elias, because he’s an annoying asshole and has been for 200 years, but Jon is pretty and fun to mess with so they’re fine with him coming around. So now it’s his job to track down each avatar and either personally invite them to the polycule or explicitly tell them that they’re not allowed to be part of it.

The issue with inviting people is that they’re all so specific about their needs, who they’ll be in relationships with, what is and isn’t allowed, and what they want in exchange for joining. This usually means that Jon has to run around London tracking down monsters and doing favors and making trades like he’s doing a fucking RPG quest.