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thepastisaroadmap:

> celsidebottom:

> > Elias like:

> [Audio description: part of the Magnus Archives blooper reel.

> Tim/Mike: Well, me neither. But here we are. So my proposal for you is this: either kill me or fuck off. [shocked pause] No. He. Did. Not!

> Elias/Ben:[offended] A swear. A swear??

> Tim/Mike: [offended squeaky voice] A swear?

> Elias/Ben: [in-character, angry] Tim. I might be an eldritch monster, but that is unacceptable.

> [laughter]

> Tim/Mike: In eldritch horror lore, this is not part of the process that we go through.

> Elias/Ben: [in-character, enraged] We aren’t here “effing” and “jeffing” like a common street harlot! This is the Institute, dammit! [pounds on tabletop] We have decorum!

> Alex Newell: You’ll say “blimey,” and you’ll be glad of it!

> Elias/Ben: [threatening] Yes. Maybe a darn if you’re feeling lucky.

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> [Image description: the “I can excuse racism” Community meme, edited to say “I can excuse being an eldritch horror, but I draw the line at swearing.” End image description]