hiveswap:

hiveswap:

I know most of my followers are here for mcyt but i need y'all to understand why i like this weirdass podcast so much. Rambling ahead.

Imagine you’re some guy in London. You walk by this big 1800’s building and you’re like “wtf is this” so you ask your friend and he goes “oh yeah that’s the paranormal research guys lmao. Everyone hates them and no one knows where they get funding” Anyway next week a cursed book eats your friend’s face while you hang out so you’re like “well shit time to talk to those research guys” so you go inside and this nice woman who looks completely dead inside tells you to go talk to The Archivist™ and leads you down to a cluttered basement where everyone has weird round acne looking scars. The person you need to talk to is this guy somewhere between 30 and death who looks like he hasn’t slept in two weeks and will crumple into ashes if the wind its him wrong. He brings out a laptop and tells you to begin speaking. Then the laptop bluescreens so he puts a fucking tape recorder on the table and youre like “no” and hes like “yes.” so you tell your story in more detail then you swear you could remember. Then he calls you a liar and also effectively a bitch an accent that he’s obviousy putting o to sound serious and kicks you the hell out.

Then as you leave you hear him crawl under his desk and whisper into the tape recorder like a fucking maniac.

This is only season 2. You just focus on the worms for now