i do not know how lucid jonah’s internal monologue was during the eyepocalypse but god i hope the eye kept purposefully showing him jonmartin. i hope he was up in the panopticon floating mid-air just crying his eyes out going “it should’ve been me.i should’ve been his manipulative codependent boyfriend”
one-sided jonelias is so funny just as a concept. your evil eldritch monster boss keeps getting you into life-threatening situations but also he is just incredibly down bad for you. like, astronomically down bad. just completely hopelessly devastatingly in love with you. and you just kind of wish he’d stop mentally torturing your co-workers
